sixhundrethfloor:

themasterslover:

ladyroscoe:

the-rise-of-misha:

We don’t like your presence,
Everyone on tumblr

*Whistles for hellhounds*

*hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members* 

*moon moon shows up, trips upon arrival and misses the whole thing*

(via thegirlwiththecupcakes)

paradisaic:

darrynek:

paradisaic:

darrynek:

zack pick up the phone

what up girl

my mom said i can sleepover saturday night! :)

wait one sec, my home phone keeps cutting in and out, switching to my cell phone

ok i can hear you now, can you repeat that?

(via deanwhorechester)

skittyspostlimitblog:

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

(Source: knightpecutie, via keepingupwithlorddisick)